Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Separated at birth...
One is the Premier of NSW. The other is a Channel Ten AFL commentator. Can you pick which is which?
Monday, August 22, 2005
Have Brown Paper Bag, Will Travel
Well, Barnaby Joyce has headed off into the wild agrarian red yonder to get his instructions on the Telstra vote, and so we all pause for breath while he does it. Intriguingly, good ol’ Barny won’t be told what to do by the democratically elected members of the Nationals partyroom, but he’s happy to take orders from the undemocratically elected boys at JBP House.
Its intriguing too, that in all the talk of Telstra sales and brown paper bag buggery, no-one has really come up with an effective argument as to why we need sell the damned thing at all. The only justification offered has been that Barny and the Boys get $3 billion. If there’s a good economic rationale for getting rid of an asset returning $3.7 billion to the government every year in profits, I haven’t heard it yet.
I’m not such a socialist as to bang on about how the government should hold onto companies at all costs. But if turning Telstra into an efficient, profitable enterprise is the goal of privatisation, it’s been done. If it ain’t broke, why fix it? You’d be a damn fool to sell the goose that lays the golden eggs, would you not?
Which returns us to Barnaby. Obviously, good public policy isn’t his area of competence. It seems his only objections stem from how much money the bush gets. To be fair, he is a National from Queensland, I suppose….and not all bribes come in brown paper bags….
Its intriguing too, that in all the talk of Telstra sales and brown paper bag buggery, no-one has really come up with an effective argument as to why we need sell the damned thing at all. The only justification offered has been that Barny and the Boys get $3 billion. If there’s a good economic rationale for getting rid of an asset returning $3.7 billion to the government every year in profits, I haven’t heard it yet.
I’m not such a socialist as to bang on about how the government should hold onto companies at all costs. But if turning Telstra into an efficient, profitable enterprise is the goal of privatisation, it’s been done. If it ain’t broke, why fix it? You’d be a damn fool to sell the goose that lays the golden eggs, would you not?
Which returns us to Barnaby. Obviously, good public policy isn’t his area of competence. It seems his only objections stem from how much money the bush gets. To be fair, he is a National from Queensland, I suppose….and not all bribes come in brown paper bags….
Friday, August 05, 2005
Beazley's just too prolix.....
Cop this lot, from last night's 7:30 Report.
OBRIEN: ".....we'll take the opportunity to talk also about Abu Bakr. John Howard, what we've just heard Abu Bakr say is lawful in this country. He's quite open that he's teaching those views to young Muslim students in Australia, some of whom might have gone on to terrorist training camps. Should you, the Government, do more to monitor and control someone like this man than you're already doing, or are you satisfied with the laws as they govern his words and actions?
JOHN HOWARD, AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER: Kerry, I'm in a slightly difficult position in relation to this. It's obvious from what that man has said that he is a person of interest to the relevant Government agencies and I don't want to say anything which might in some way be construed as prejudicing any future situation. I don't know whether that's going to arise or not , but I've been in this chair long enough to know the care that one must exercise. As to the generality of everybody who lives in this country being required to accept the norms and the values of this country, let me state this, that the notion that you can be subject to two laws is a notion I reject. It goes against the very basis of our secular society. As a wholly inadequate member of the Christian religion let me say that I don't regard myself as being subject to two laws. I regard myself as an Australian being subject to the laws of this country. And I think suggestions that there is an exclusivity of religious belief in this country is against the values we hold. And I think it's also very unfair and damaging to those hundreds of thousands of Muslim Australians who share my view and I'm sure the view of the millions of your viewers or hundred of thousands of your viewers that we should respect other religious and we should try and live in tolerance and harmony in this country. Now I hope you will understand where I stand in relation to views that would be different from the ones I've just expressed but I do have to be rather circumspect in relation to a particular person. Now as far as future changes are concerned, we are examining what, if any, changes should be made to the law. And I had a detailed briefing from senior people in my department about that this afternoon. And I'll be having something more to say about it very shortly. "
Fuck me....talk about weasel words. Makes Kim seem like a mute.
OBRIEN: ".....we'll take the opportunity to talk also about Abu Bakr. John Howard, what we've just heard Abu Bakr say is lawful in this country. He's quite open that he's teaching those views to young Muslim students in Australia, some of whom might have gone on to terrorist training camps. Should you, the Government, do more to monitor and control someone like this man than you're already doing, or are you satisfied with the laws as they govern his words and actions?
JOHN HOWARD, AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER: Kerry, I'm in a slightly difficult position in relation to this. It's obvious from what that man has said that he is a person of interest to the relevant Government agencies and I don't want to say anything which might in some way be construed as prejudicing any future situation. I don't know whether that's going to arise or not , but I've been in this chair long enough to know the care that one must exercise. As to the generality of everybody who lives in this country being required to accept the norms and the values of this country, let me state this, that the notion that you can be subject to two laws is a notion I reject. It goes against the very basis of our secular society. As a wholly inadequate member of the Christian religion let me say that I don't regard myself as being subject to two laws. I regard myself as an Australian being subject to the laws of this country. And I think suggestions that there is an exclusivity of religious belief in this country is against the values we hold. And I think it's also very unfair and damaging to those hundreds of thousands of Muslim Australians who share my view and I'm sure the view of the millions of your viewers or hundred of thousands of your viewers that we should respect other religious and we should try and live in tolerance and harmony in this country. Now I hope you will understand where I stand in relation to views that would be different from the ones I've just expressed but I do have to be rather circumspect in relation to a particular person. Now as far as future changes are concerned, we are examining what, if any, changes should be made to the law. And I had a detailed briefing from senior people in my department about that this afternoon. And I'll be having something more to say about it very shortly. "
Fuck me....talk about weasel words. Makes Kim seem like a mute.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Oh, it's all the darkies' fault, of course
An article from Matthias Doepfner appeared in the Oz on Monday...
....and since the Oz won't publish me (and quite rightly), I'll publish myself..
(apologies for no link to the original - if someone can find one I'll chuck it up straight away).
The trick, as Sherlock Holmes once told Watson, is to twist theories to suit facts, rather than twist facts to suit theories. Mathias Doepfner, writing in the Australian of 1/08/05, seems, regrettably, to fit into the latter category. As polemic it rates very highly, but as a cogent argument his article leaves a lot to be desired.
He begins by asserting that it was the inaction of Europe that “cost millions of Jews and non-Jews their lives”. This ignores the fact that while ultimately wrong, the policy of appeasement was rooted in the experience of World War I, which the US had largely been spared. The flower of a generation had lain buried in Europe for less than twenty years, casting rather a shadow over the policy decisions of the 1930s for the Western powers. It was not cowardice, but rather a lingering horror for war, that led the Chamberlains of the time to strive for peace at all costs.
Furthermore, it was the harshness and severity of the Treaty of Versailles that had created the conditions essential to the rise of Hitler in the first place. The German nation, crippled and humiliated after the war, could see in Nazism the restoration of its pride, and its rise from the ashes of shame and defeat. The sort of suppression of Islamic thought and expression that Doepfner appears to favour would simply provide a modern template for moderate Muslims, oppressed in what is, after all, their own countries, to see in radical leadership a hope of resurrection.
Doepfner apparently sees also the establishment of Communism as the dominant ideology in Eastern Europe, and the horrors of Bosnia and Kosovo, as further examples of European reticence to engage evil.
What would Doepfner prefer to have occurred? A nuclear confrontation of Dr Strangelove proportions? No-one is defending the oppressive regimes of the Soviet satellite states at that time, but it can only be selective amnesia that allows us to forget the US’s support of similarly repressive governments in South Korea, Vietnam and others. And with regard to Bosnia and Kosovo, the US had to be shamed into action as much as the EU did. No nation-state can look on those events with pride – to draw comparisons, and postulate that Europe’s leaders were somehow morally deficient when compared to the actions of any other country, is simply ludicrous.
The crowning achievement of Doepfner’s revisionism, though, is of course his remark that Europe “generate[d] a mentality that allowed it to ignore the almost 500,000 victims of Saddam Hussein’s torture and murder machinery”. Conveniently ignored is the origin of much of that machinery – the United States itself.
Realpolitik is almost always morally ambiguous. The United States of some revisionists’ fantasies is a white knight, tilting at the windmills of evil empires across the world. But like any other nation, the US has at times supported cruel regimes, repressive governments and perpetrators of evil when they supported what it perceived as its national interest.
Where was the moral superiority of the US when Donald Rumsfeld sold Saddam Hussein weapons? Where was its moral leadership when it supported the Taliban? Or to address Doepfner’s history lesson, where was the US’s fortitude as it waited three years to enter World War II in Europe, and that at the instigation of the Axis powers rather than it’s own?
And where was Europe’s supposed moral cowardice when it opposed apartheid in South Africa (against the expressly voted wishes of the current US Vice-president, it might be added)? Where was this moral cowardice when the Polish Pope John Paul II stood against communism, in his homeland and elsewhere?
This sort of selective memory only serves to encourage a world-view that is predominantly dichotomous, and manifestly ill equipped to deal with the real world. No one country is pure, and no one grouping of nation-states is inherently wrong.
But the real flaw in Doepfner’s world-view is revealed when he states that “there is a sort of crusade under way…consisting of systemic attacks by Islamists”. The difference between Muslims and radical Islamic terrorism is akin to the difference between the Germany of today and it’s neo-Nazi, lunatic fringe movements – a distinction one would have thought particularly pertinent and obvious to Doepfner.
And herein lies the quandary for those who would draw parallels between the situation of today, and the situations of yesteryear. Even if the facts of history suited the prejudices of those who would destroy multiculturalism, there remains the reality that there is no Islamic nation-state to invade, no marauding country to resist. There is only a large body of Islamic peoples, within Europe and elsewhere, who only wish to live peacefully and patriotically within the countries of their adoption or birth. And a radical minority who are so disillusioned that they see violently criminal acts as their only recourse.
Not all terrorists are Muslims, and not all Muslims are terrorists. And one sure way to make sure that more young men are attracted to the anti-West message of extremists is to make the place of their birth as inhospitable as possible.
Multiculturalism is not to blame for terrorism, and neither is European leadership. The roots of this cancer lie far deeper than any simplistic Enoch Powell-isms. Arguments consisting of polemical, black-and-white contributions might gain an audience, but if they simply ignore facts they find difficult to handle, they only contribute to the problem, not the solution.
It’s anything but elementary, my dear Watson. But that’s no good reason for making it seem that way.
....and since the Oz won't publish me (and quite rightly), I'll publish myself..
(apologies for no link to the original - if someone can find one I'll chuck it up straight away).
The trick, as Sherlock Holmes once told Watson, is to twist theories to suit facts, rather than twist facts to suit theories. Mathias Doepfner, writing in the Australian of 1/08/05, seems, regrettably, to fit into the latter category. As polemic it rates very highly, but as a cogent argument his article leaves a lot to be desired.
He begins by asserting that it was the inaction of Europe that “cost millions of Jews and non-Jews their lives”. This ignores the fact that while ultimately wrong, the policy of appeasement was rooted in the experience of World War I, which the US had largely been spared. The flower of a generation had lain buried in Europe for less than twenty years, casting rather a shadow over the policy decisions of the 1930s for the Western powers. It was not cowardice, but rather a lingering horror for war, that led the Chamberlains of the time to strive for peace at all costs.
Furthermore, it was the harshness and severity of the Treaty of Versailles that had created the conditions essential to the rise of Hitler in the first place. The German nation, crippled and humiliated after the war, could see in Nazism the restoration of its pride, and its rise from the ashes of shame and defeat. The sort of suppression of Islamic thought and expression that Doepfner appears to favour would simply provide a modern template for moderate Muslims, oppressed in what is, after all, their own countries, to see in radical leadership a hope of resurrection.
Doepfner apparently sees also the establishment of Communism as the dominant ideology in Eastern Europe, and the horrors of Bosnia and Kosovo, as further examples of European reticence to engage evil.
What would Doepfner prefer to have occurred? A nuclear confrontation of Dr Strangelove proportions? No-one is defending the oppressive regimes of the Soviet satellite states at that time, but it can only be selective amnesia that allows us to forget the US’s support of similarly repressive governments in South Korea, Vietnam and others. And with regard to Bosnia and Kosovo, the US had to be shamed into action as much as the EU did. No nation-state can look on those events with pride – to draw comparisons, and postulate that Europe’s leaders were somehow morally deficient when compared to the actions of any other country, is simply ludicrous.
The crowning achievement of Doepfner’s revisionism, though, is of course his remark that Europe “generate[d] a mentality that allowed it to ignore the almost 500,000 victims of Saddam Hussein’s torture and murder machinery”. Conveniently ignored is the origin of much of that machinery – the United States itself.
Realpolitik is almost always morally ambiguous. The United States of some revisionists’ fantasies is a white knight, tilting at the windmills of evil empires across the world. But like any other nation, the US has at times supported cruel regimes, repressive governments and perpetrators of evil when they supported what it perceived as its national interest.
Where was the moral superiority of the US when Donald Rumsfeld sold Saddam Hussein weapons? Where was its moral leadership when it supported the Taliban? Or to address Doepfner’s history lesson, where was the US’s fortitude as it waited three years to enter World War II in Europe, and that at the instigation of the Axis powers rather than it’s own?
And where was Europe’s supposed moral cowardice when it opposed apartheid in South Africa (against the expressly voted wishes of the current US Vice-president, it might be added)? Where was this moral cowardice when the Polish Pope John Paul II stood against communism, in his homeland and elsewhere?
This sort of selective memory only serves to encourage a world-view that is predominantly dichotomous, and manifestly ill equipped to deal with the real world. No one country is pure, and no one grouping of nation-states is inherently wrong.
But the real flaw in Doepfner’s world-view is revealed when he states that “there is a sort of crusade under way…consisting of systemic attacks by Islamists”. The difference between Muslims and radical Islamic terrorism is akin to the difference between the Germany of today and it’s neo-Nazi, lunatic fringe movements – a distinction one would have thought particularly pertinent and obvious to Doepfner.
And herein lies the quandary for those who would draw parallels between the situation of today, and the situations of yesteryear. Even if the facts of history suited the prejudices of those who would destroy multiculturalism, there remains the reality that there is no Islamic nation-state to invade, no marauding country to resist. There is only a large body of Islamic peoples, within Europe and elsewhere, who only wish to live peacefully and patriotically within the countries of their adoption or birth. And a radical minority who are so disillusioned that they see violently criminal acts as their only recourse.
Not all terrorists are Muslims, and not all Muslims are terrorists. And one sure way to make sure that more young men are attracted to the anti-West message of extremists is to make the place of their birth as inhospitable as possible.
Multiculturalism is not to blame for terrorism, and neither is European leadership. The roots of this cancer lie far deeper than any simplistic Enoch Powell-isms. Arguments consisting of polemical, black-and-white contributions might gain an audience, but if they simply ignore facts they find difficult to handle, they only contribute to the problem, not the solution.
It’s anything but elementary, my dear Watson. But that’s no good reason for making it seem that way.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Top 10 Ways to Blog Lazily and Rip Off Other People's Humour.
From the Dave Letterman Late Show....
Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming
10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem
6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice
1. Invade Antartica
Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming
10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem
6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice
1. Invade Antartica
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
A few good priests
Saw this on Enough Rope (ABC) on Monday night. I really, really, liked this exchange between Denton and Father Bob Maguire... (emphases are mine)
"ANDREW DENTON: I've always imagined that one of the most difficult things for a priest is when they're the new priest on the block, in a new parish, starting over. How do you make yourself known, find a flock?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: I went on the streets. You see, that's when I decided that I was obviously going to have to work more with people who had nothing to do with church. That's when we started discovering the terrible damage that drugs had done. Because other places I'd been in, suburban parishes, it was rare that even one of the kids was a drunk. But four years later a whole generation had been obliterated. By the 80s I lost - I'm taking it personally because I want to - I lost 40 local young men under the age of 20.
ANDREW DENTON: ...40, or more, people you know personally have died.
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: Yes.
ANDREW DENTON: This gets back to a question of faith. Does that test your faith? Do you wonder what God wants?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: I'm not worried about God in this because, you see, God handed all this over to us. I'm worried about us.
ANDREW DENTON: Your faith is never tested?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: No, not about God. God's alright. Once he's got - look, once he...
ANDREW DENTON: Why is he letting kids die?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: It's got nothing to do with him letting kids die. It's you and me that let kids die. They die while we're sleeping. It's got nothing to do with God. I mean, once he got up onto that cross and was executed, that's good enough for me. His father got a hell of a fright because he thought this son was going to be a success, and have a look at it."
"ANDREW DENTON: I've always imagined that one of the most difficult things for a priest is when they're the new priest on the block, in a new parish, starting over. How do you make yourself known, find a flock?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: I went on the streets. You see, that's when I decided that I was obviously going to have to work more with people who had nothing to do with church. That's when we started discovering the terrible damage that drugs had done. Because other places I'd been in, suburban parishes, it was rare that even one of the kids was a drunk. But four years later a whole generation had been obliterated. By the 80s I lost - I'm taking it personally because I want to - I lost 40 local young men under the age of 20.
ANDREW DENTON: ...40, or more, people you know personally have died.
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: Yes.
ANDREW DENTON: This gets back to a question of faith. Does that test your faith? Do you wonder what God wants?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: I'm not worried about God in this because, you see, God handed all this over to us. I'm worried about us.
ANDREW DENTON: Your faith is never tested?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: No, not about God. God's alright. Once he's got - look, once he...
ANDREW DENTON: Why is he letting kids die?
FATHER BOB MAGUIRE: It's got nothing to do with him letting kids die. It's you and me that let kids die. They die while we're sleeping. It's got nothing to do with God. I mean, once he got up onto that cross and was executed, that's good enough for me. His father got a hell of a fright because he thought this son was going to be a success, and have a look at it."
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
A very short post
Found this old phunny foto from a while back......after the love-fest that was Howard's jaunt to the US, perhaps some suggestions on a caption....??
